Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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