Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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