Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When did angry sex become our thing?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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