You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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