I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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