Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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