someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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