you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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