I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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