is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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