This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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