Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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