This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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