I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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