am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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