i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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