Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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