Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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