Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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