question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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