I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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