You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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