Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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