If i come over, it means nothing
Girls should come with a carfax report
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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