I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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