you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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