Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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