since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
