We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just had sex on a roof
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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