curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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