Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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