I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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