its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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