why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I party with great urgency now.
try to milk me bitch
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