You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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