So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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