it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
how does that bad decision feel?
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