so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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