I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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