Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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