New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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