I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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