you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
