but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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