note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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