Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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