i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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