I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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