Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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