wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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