maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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