I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
