Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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