He uses pillows to masturbate.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
