Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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